I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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