He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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