Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
jump out the window naked night went bad
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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