I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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