In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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