I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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