So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
