fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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