East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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