Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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