At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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