ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You are the jesus of drinking
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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