He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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