You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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