I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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