I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
is it fun? or sober?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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