So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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