A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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