I want to have your abortion
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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