I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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