You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
