One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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