these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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