Fuck appropriateness.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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