I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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