How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I need to calm my uterus...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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