Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I had to cum in my sink.
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