Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My vagina is officially offended.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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