I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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