Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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