On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dicks are not precious.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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