just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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