doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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