Already got asked if we're dating
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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