AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
