Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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