community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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