have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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