I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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