She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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