you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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