Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
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I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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