sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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