I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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