can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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