Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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