well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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