I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize