I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
