No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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