Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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