You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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