they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Are we still banned from the library?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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