Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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