She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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