Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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